Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
"Cafeteria Mold Lyrics"
Fly By Lyrics
Everybody step back from the mic As I set it off All playin' the wall It's time to sweat it off Anybody with staatic oh please try I'll do ya like Godfather 3 And do a
Everybody step back from the mic As I set it off All playin' the wall It's time to sweat it off Anybody with staatic oh please try I'll do ya like Godfather 3 And do a
(to the tune of "Centerfold')
Does it walk?Does it talk?
The school lunch that you eat?
What they served in the cafeteria
Always made me leave my seat
It looks like soggy corn flakes
It tastes like an oil stain
And if you tried to swallow it
You would be in major pain
Days go by, I eat it less
One bite makes me turn green
Makin students
Curtain Of Fire Lyrics
I never wanted you to be my sacrifice It's in the air and you must pay the silver price And if you're running they will come into the night You must
eat that garbageI never wanted you to be my sacrifice It's in the air and you must pay the silver price And if you're running they will come into the night You must
Is really kind of mean
CHROUS:
My blood runs cold
Whenever I see that ugly mold
Ugly Cafeteria Mold
Ugly Cafeteria Mold
My blood runs cold
Yeah, whenever I see that ugly mold
Ugly Cafeteria Mold
Slipped my tray under the desk
Got it all over my girlfriend's dress
And before I could get away
She punched me in the eye
I was shaking in my shoes
Whenever I saw that ugly goo
It was pretty plain to see
If I ate it I would die
That green and fuzzy substance
To nauseating to touch
Just one nibble of that gunk
Is really just too much
(Repeat Chorus)
If you listened then you understand
So now I've got another plan
When the lunch bell rings, on the dot
Sayonara, Japanese goodbye Whisper sayonara but you mustn't cry Sayonara, if it must be so Whisper sayonara, smiling as we go No more we stop to see pretty cherry bl
Take my car, yes I will
I'm gonna take my car and drive it
Take it to a Burger King
For some real food in private
A part of me feeling ill
From that cafeteria swill
Oh no, I can't stand it
Oh, yeah, I guess I gotta can it
(Repeat Chorus X2)
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
(repeat and fade)